Mlle Hazelwood (Home)

Reasons to move back to France:

1. Because of cheese
2. Because of bread
3. Because my family would be far, far away (and French people don’t have guns)
4. Because I’d have to leave my possessions behind
5. Because of the Eiffel Tower
6. Because I wouldn’t watch American tv all the time
7. Because of public transportation
8. Because I’d be so much thinner and less lazy
9. Because my French would get better
10. Because of Mitt Romney and Newt Gingrich

Reasons not to move back to France:

1. Because of my iphone
2. Because I’d be single/celibate for life (French men are weird, though I might be headed to nuntown anyway, being surrounded by American men)
3. Because I don’t have a job over there (though I don’t have a job over here, either)
4. Because of student loans
5. Because it would be impossible to get a PhD in English (or possibly just stupid)

Huh. Not a very big con list. I’m moving to New York first, but after that, I may never come back.