Come on! Let’s Boogey to the Elf Dance! - Sufjan Stevens
“Kmart is closed. So is the bakery. Everyone’s home watching tv.” Sufjan made these albums over several years because he didn’t have much appreciation for Christmas. I get it. I get the dread of having the tv on all the time, even though ABC Family’s 25 Days (and then some) of Christmas is, concurrently, the only thing filling me with cheer. What does this holiday mean? I’m tired of seeing weary people out shopping for gifts they can’t afford that they won’t enjoy giving anyway. I hate watching my sister as I unwrap a present that she doesn’t seem all that happy to give. I see the stress in her eyes of paying for presents. Why bother? Please don’t get me a gift if you’re going to be that unhappy; love me a little bit more instead. I guess there’s one upshot to Christmas Eve: I’m going to be drinking ALL of the bourbon (and eggnog) tonight when my family comes over for dinner. And watching Home Alone (on a tape, natch!) when they all leave.
Anyway, as for Sufjan, I always wonder if he enjoys or abhors the pictures of him with a blow-up Santa that are brought out every Christmas (from the cover art of his Songs for Christmas). He might have new reasons to be apprehensive about Christmas.
