At this point in the semester, I’m so stressed with my thesis and teaching and grading that I’ve taken to tweeting lyrics to Paula Abdul’s “Rush, Rush,” from her album Spellbound—which I loved when I was in the fourth grade. The best thing ever is speculating about whether Paula meant to be so damn dirty. I mean, “When you kiss me up and down, turn my senses all around”—that’s questionable. (Also, “I can feel it, I can feel you all through me.”) And she follows this up by saying, “I don’t know just how or why, but no one else has touched me—so deep, so deep, so deep inside.” Well, I think I just answered my own question, right?! (Interrobang.)
All I’m saying is this: I did not think this song was dirty when I was in the fourth grade. Bonus points to Paula for being dirty AND seeking love. And using pre-Sad-Keanu Reeves in the video—which unfortunately downplays the dirty.
And also, why aren’t you following me on twitter? I cracked myself up tonight.


