I GOT A JOB! I GOT A JOB! I FINALLY GOT A JOB, OH THANK CHRIST! WE’RE NOT GOING TO LOSE THE APARTMENT! WOOOOOO!
THAT’S SO AWESOME! I TOLD YOU GRAD SCHOOL WAS WORTH IT! PRETTY HARD TO IGNORE THAT MASTER’S DEGREE ON YOUR RÉSUMÉ! WHERE ARE YOU WORKING?
KOHL’S! I GOT A SEASONAL POSITION AS A CUSTOMER SATISFACTION ASSOCIATE!
DOES THAT MEAN CASHIER?
YES! PART TIME UNTIL AT LEAST VALENTINES DAY!
WOOOOOOOO! TAKE THAT, RECESSION!
Dear universe, please don’t let this be me in May.
